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    #11
    I skin them and beat the skins to make rugby jumpers for pigeons.
    then, after a few days, I kill the wasps




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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      I skin them and beat the skins to make rugby jumpers for pigeons.
      then, after a few days, I kill the wasps




      There was a guy I went to Uni with who was a bit odd. He'd catch flies and then tippex their eyes out.

      I think that was you.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        See, total bastards:

        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #14
          I am conducting a serious scientific experiment in my garden - which do wasps prefer, jam or golden syrup? I bet I am not the only one seriously excited by this.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #15
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            I am conducting a serious scientific experiment in my garden - which do wasps prefer, jam or golden syrup? I bet I am not the only one seriously excited by this.
            I hope for your sake that you aren't putting a large bet on that.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #16
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              I hope for your sake that you aren't putting a large bet on that.
              xog is conducting an experiment to allow us to more effectively trap and kill the little bastards. I'm excited!

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