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[QUOTE=BrilloPad;1794384]- but in case case I think the reason was the smug nature of the title. "ask me anything"! How pretentious is that?
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I dunno. sometimes you have to blow your own trumpet.
because no other bugger will(\__/)
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I could indeed go crying to the mods, but I'd rather post it in General for everyone to see and comment as they wish.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostYou could use the report post button and let the mods deal with it rather than crying like a baby in general perhaps?Comment
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I believe we have someone on the forums that will blow anything you want for the right price.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI dunno. sometimes you have to blow your own trumpet.
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Which button is that again, thanks for the tip.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostYou could use the report post button and let the mods deal with it rather than crying like a baby in general perhaps?
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