Test Please Delete

[The Lone Gunman]

Have you all seen, the "Test please delete" thread in light relief is 75 posts short of 4000 post. Come on folks give it a hand. Who knows it could make 5000 yet.

I must say I am rather peeved that there have been over 100,000 viewings yet only 4000 posts.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Have you all seen, the "Test please delete" thread in light relief is 75 posts short of 4000 post. Come on folks give it a hand. Who knows it could make 5000 yet.

I must say I am rather peeved that there have been over 100,000 viewings yet only 4000 posts.

It is not easy to type when your hands are full.

 

[sasguru]

Ah Jabber the Hut is back. Well try putting down the salami that you're fantasizing is your penis, and you should be OK to type.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Ah Jabber the Hut is back. Well try putting down the salami that you're fantasizing is your penis, and you should be OK to type.

It's a burden really - this thing has been chiselled from granite - every time I go through customs they think I am carrying a weapon strapped to my inner thigh. Sometimes the customs girl lingers over the shaft whilst frisking.

 

[Fleetwood]

It's a burden really - this thing has been chiselled from granite - every time I go through customs they think I am carrying a weapon strapped to my inner thigh. Sometimes the customs girl lingers over the shaft whilst frisking.

Mine's so big, it has its own birth certificate.

 

[hyperD]

Mine's so withered and atrophied that I often get accused by Customs for bringing in foreign grubs into the UK....

 

[zeitghost]

Mine fell off, so I grew a new one.

There are advantages to being a Lizard...

 

[The Lone Gunman]

Mine fell off, so I grew a new one.

There are advantages to being a Lizard...

I bet it's prehensile too. Clever these lizards

 

[XLMonkey]

Mine's so big, it has its own birth certificate.

Mine isn't, apparently

"The common chimpanzee, or Pan troglodytes, has the third largest penis size among the great apes: in comparison, the human penis is larger than that of the common chimpanzee, both proportional to body size and in absolute terms. "

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis

...I know what to do with it, though....

 

[andy]

mine is so big that it goes through the custome clearance while i am still stuck in the queue