Inbox Zero

[SimonMac]

 

[MarillionFan]

SimonMac = Billy No Mates

 

[SimonMac]

SimonMac = Billy No Mates

You still love me though don't you?

 

[MarillionFan]

You still love me though don't you?

For £50 I'll love anyone.

Mary Poppins

 

[SimonMac]

For £50 I'll love anyone.

Mary Poppins

You've got bigger tits than her anyway fatty!

 

[MarillionFan]

You've got bigger tits than her anyway fatty!

And she's got a bigger tallywacker than you micro man.

 

[SimonMac]

And she's got a bigger tallywacker than you micro man.

She still got the 12" black ribbed knobbler, I heard you took it like a man

 

[MarillionFan]

She still got the 12" black ribbed knobbler, I heard you took it like a man

You misheard. She said I took it like a scouser. I took that, her TV and DVD player.

 

[SimonMac]

You misheard. She said I took it like a scouser. I took that, her TV and DVD player.

I am not even going to ask why you want a 12" black ribbed knobbler, and I am assume MP will certainly not want it back after its been up your arse a few times

 

[MarillionFan]

I am not even going to ask why you want a 12" black ribbed knobbler, and I am assume MP will certainly not want it back after its been up your arse a few times

Is Eek still up yours?