Reader's Digest

[mudskipper]

Our doctor removed all toys and magazines during the swineflu epidemic to prevent spreading of germs - they've never been returned.

 

[MarillionFan]

The knitting section is very good

 

[alluvial]

Our doctor removed all toys and magazines during the swineflu epidemic to prevent spreading of germs - they've never been returned.

I think our doctor still has issues from around the time of the foot and mouth epidemic.

 

[barrydidit]

Reader's Digest want to publish a story that I entered for a competition.

What's it about? Did you just cut and paste some ramblings from CUK and dress it up as 'confessions of a psychiatric nurse' or something?

 

[MarillionFan]

What's it about? Did you just cut and paste some ramblings from CUK and dress it up as 'confessions of a psychiatric nurse' or something?

It's a story about a man wandering through a churchyard at night who saw a were rabbit digging up a skull.

 

[EternalOptimist]

Laughter is the best medicine

deffo

 

[mudskipper]

It's a 100 word story so hardly a literary masterpiece. It features a boat, socks, a unicorn and religion. I'll post a link when they put it up.

 

[MarillionFan]

It's a 100 word story so hardly a literary masterpiece. It features a boat, socks, a unicorn and religion. I'll post a link when they put it up.

100 word story with a boat, socks, unicorn and religon??? Sounds like AtW's tax return.

 

[mudskipper]

Spot on.

 

[Old Greg]

100 word story with a boat, socks, unicorn and religon??? Sounds like AtW's tax return.

Which is curiously identical to Kent Philip's online dating profile.