I'm thinking of taking over the Earth. How viable is it? Will I run into any difficulties?
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Plan 9, from outer space
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Not really, O alien. Humankind is a backward and silly species, still in thrall to weird illogical beliefs and practices. It would be relatively easy to take over.
However, Earth is also quickly turning into a tuliphole.
So, move on, there's nothing for you here.Hard Brexit now!
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Classic movie, Plan 9 , its sooooo bad its goodOriginally posted by VectraManI'm thinking of taking over the Earth. How viable is it? Will I run into any difficulties?
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I recall that under Schedule E all Global Takeovers are subject to VAT and resultant profits are taxable at source, you should check the OutLand Revenue at the Ministry of Plenty for further details and the relevant tax forms.Originally posted by VectraManI'm thinking of taking over the Earth. How viable is it? Will I run into any difficulties?
Apart from that its a piece of cake.
But who wants the World ?
Not me.Comment
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Or else they break your toes with a hummer...Originally posted by AlfredJPruffockyou should check the OutLand Revenue at the Ministry of PlentyComment
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I would suggest doing some land searches for Earth because there is a rumour it is in the path of a proposed galactic highway.Originally posted by VectraManI'm thinking of taking over the Earth. How viable is it? Will I run into any difficulties?HEALTH WARNING. IT Can Damage your Health. Free Advice. Advice in the forum is the £9,995 version. By reading the health warning you are agreeing to the terms and conditions. Advice maybe bad as well as good. 24 months interest free. Your home is at risk if you don’t keep up payments. Advice limited to availability.Comment
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We conquered the Earth in the 22nd Century so have beaten you to it.Originally posted by VectraManI'm thinking of taking over the Earth. How viable is it? Will I run into any difficulties?
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Time is relative. I'm visiting this forum from the Space Year 17,000 (just before those pesky war rockets from Hyperon turned up).Originally posted by zeitghostNot yet you haven't....
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