Dear Beaker...

[Doggy Styles]

Today I said hello to a bloke in the toilets at work. Something I wouldn't dream of doing in the past.

Does this mean I'm turning gay?

[northernladuk]

Nope, that is when you start saying thank you to a bloke in the toilet.

[BrilloPad]

Don't talk to blokes in the toilets. Use the ladies instead.

[Doggy Styles]

Don't talk to blokes in the toilets. Use the ladies instead.

As it happens I do use the ladies after training and showering at the village hall on a Thursday evening. This is because the gents hasn't got a mirror to provide the finishing touches to my coiffeur.

I always ensure there are no ladies in there before I go in, but thinking about it, I never do the same when I go into the gents. Is that another sign?

Where is Beaker anyway?

[amcdonald]

It's when you fancy a night out in Brighton you should really start to worry

[cojak]

I miss Beaker

[Platypus]

Today I said hello to a bloke in the toilets at work. Something I wouldn't dream of doing in the past.

Does this mean I'm turning gay?

If at the time your penis was inserted in the hole in the cubicle wall, then yes, you are turning gay.

EDIT: Sorry for not being Beaker

[Doggy Styles]

If at the time your penis was inserted in the hole in the cubicle wall, then yes, you are turning gay.

EDIT: Sorry for not being Beaker

Thanks for the sound advice.

No need to apologise for not being Beaker.