Why contractors hate pets

[Platypus]

Personally, I don't like pets. You feed them, they poop. So what? They need care and attention which takes me away from earning huge sums of cash, drinking beer and driving my sports car. Not to mention, you don't want some old dog howling just when you've got some old dog about to howl

Then there's this angle:
Why I hate dogs ... but despise their owners even more | Mail Online

The only PET I have time for is this one:

 

[SueEllen]

I actually like lots of animals including some humans.

 

[SueEllen]

I also like about 3 dog owners in my local park. Though quite a few of the others act like this

 

[Platypus]

Great video! What a hopeless owner!