Oh FFS. Some **** is mowing the ******* lawn. On a monday afternoon. Get a ******* job.
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Night worker.Originally posted by doodab View PostOh FFS. Some **** is mowing the ******* lawn. On a monday afternoon. Get a ******* job.
This is about the time they wake up."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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It's SASGuru, the wife has said he can't have any pocket money unless he mows the postage stamp size lawn on their council house.Comment
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Are you saying I live in a council house? You can't, you can't say that. (that's my accent, not a stutter)Originally posted by vetran View PostIt's SASGuru, the wife has said he can't have any pocket money unless he mows the postage stamp size lawn on their council house.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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OMFG!! I can hear it as well! We must live near each other!Originally posted by doodab View PostOh FFS. Some **** is mowing the ******* lawn. On a monday afternoon. Get a ******* job.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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