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Mary Loves Dick
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Do you mind?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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<Insert generic Mary Poppins / Dick van Dyke joke here, bad cockney accent optional>"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Does anyone else fancy Yvette Fielding?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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You are one sick puppy.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDoes anyone else fancy Yvette Fielding?
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I bet she's seen her share of ectoplasm.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDoes anyone else fancy Yvette Fielding?
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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What a ghostly comment!Originally posted by doodab View PostI bet she's seen her share of ectoplasm.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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That's the spirit.Originally posted by doodab View PostI bet she's seen her share of ectoplasm.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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