Solution to problems.

**Troll** · 20 May 2013, 10:49

It's worked before!

**amcdonald** · 20 May 2013, 10:50

Lets start by invading Luton, quick someone discover oil there!

**tomtomagain** · 20 May 2013, 10:52

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

1. Overpopulation

Colonise Mars

2. Failing economy

Colonise Mars

3. Ageing population

Colonise Mars

4. Unafforable pensions

Colonise Mars

5. Lack of demand for goods

Colonise Mars

6. Too many chavs on benefits

Colonise Mars

7. Too many immigrants

Colonise Mars

8. Unaffordable housing

Colonise Mars

HTH BIDI

Be creative. Not destructive.

**Bunk** · 20 May 2013, 10:54

Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

Lets start by invading Luton, quick someone discover oil there!

That's not oil, it's chip fat. And it seems to be centred around one house...

**Troll** · 20 May 2013, 10:55

Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post

Be creative. Not destructive.

A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies!

**MarillionFan** · 20 May 2013, 13:23

Think pandemic that targets IQ.

**Old Greg** · 20 May 2013, 13:24

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Think pandemic that targets IQ.

Are you sure you can manage that?

Solution to problems.