Über boomed!!!

[stek]

Just secured a lucrative six year contract in Trafford Park, had to bend the cv a bit and change my name slightly.

Just ordered a copy of Premier League managing for Dummies, top non-racist banana!

 

[Spacecadet]

Try and work from home on match days if you can, the traffic is appalling!

 

[Zippy]

You'll need one of these too

 

[shaunbhoy]

You'll need one of these too

And one of these too......but remember that they always tend to run about 7-8 minutes behind real time!!

 

[SimonMac]

Letters of Note: You were of course the outstanding candidate

 

[norrahe]

Congrats, didn't realise that they were looking for someone to mow the pitch

 

[SimonMac]

Congrats, didn't realise that they were looking for a tea boy

FTFY