Jazz....

[stek]

Does it count as music?

 

[bless 'em all]

Does it count as music?

Ba ba ba zing toot ba ba ba

NO.

It's crap.

I hate it.

And I'm almost deaf.

 

[stek]

David, the Spanish Barman here in the bar in Dublin, sneaked some Jazz on the wallpaper music thing - even at low volume it's done my box in!

Normally we have Free and Phil Collins - that's better than this tuneless drivel.

I complained (in a jokey manner) and all the rest of the barstaff rallied round me cos they think it;s crap too and we got it turned off! Phil Collins back on but you can't have everything....

Where's my Yr Anhrefn tape? Did I say tape?.....

 

[norrahe]

Does it count as music?

Yes!

Phil Collins - No!

 

[nomadd]

Does it count as music?

I would have said no, up until I watched this: Jazz (TV series) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia A truly brilliant must-see series (as is most of the Ken Burns stuff.)

After watching that series, I realised that Jazz (traditional) was "music" up until about 1955. After that, it simply became an experimental, self-indulgent racket.

 

[VectraMan]

On the occasions where the musicians play the same tune, then yes it can be quite good. But more often than not it's just musical .

 

[SimonMac]

Phil Collins - No!

+1

 

[Bunk]

Ba ba ba zing toot ba ba ba

Mmmmmm, nice

 

[BoredBloke]

Yes!

Phil Collins - No!

I'd rather listen to Phil Collins than Jazz and I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than listen to Phil Collins!

 

[doodab]

A red convertible sportscar winds it's way along the ribbon of tarmac adjacent to an azure sea. Overhead the sun blazes in a clear blue sky and as the car draws closer you see that it's driven by a beautiful blonde in headscarf and shades.

She is not going to be listening to 'no jacket required' is she?