Lost

[norrahe]

One will to live, if you find it, please send it back to

Norrahe
P.O. Box 54321
Edam st
Cloggers

[sasguru]

Bah! Keep yer pecker up.

[Troll]

You must be on the same contract as me...is it the Bobs?

[milanbenes]

One will to live, if you find it, please send it back to

Norrahe
P.O. Box 54321
Edam st
Cloggers

hey Norah,

before you lose your will to live, put the kettle on luv, ta

bbq season is fast approaching, I bought the Weber planks

Milan.

[EternalOptimist]

Dear Norrahe
P.O. Box 54321
Edam st
Cloggers


Please find enclosed one Will to live. I am not sure if it is the one that you lost, but I am sure it would substitute well
My project manager found it this morning whilst trying to locate his @rse with both hands and a map. Needless to say, the sorry sack of sh1t failed, but at least this Will to live turned up so some good might come of it

yours

Sue icide I'spainless
23 @rsehole of the world

[SimonMac]

Will a bottle of red do instead?

[NotAllThere]

I have your will to live, I've hidden it next to my agenda. Now, if I could remember where I'd hidden it, we'd both be sorted.

[norrahe]

Will a bottle of red do instead?

a few cases might

and a large missile launcher

[NotAllThere]

a few cases might

and a large missile launcher

I think you'd be better off with an MRL. Multiple rocket launcher - with individually targeted rockets.

[vetran]

Buy some shoes you know it makes sense