I'm so bored...

[zeitghost]

that I've just applied for a contract...

Unfortunately the phone isn't ringing off the hook.

Odd that.

Bummer.

 

[Xenophon]

that I've just applied for a contract...

Unfortunately the phone isn't ringing off the hook.

Odd that.

Bummer.

Just the one application then ZG? I hope you didn't include a photo. That is always a no-no, but even more so when you are a Giant Alien Lizard...

 

[The_Gimp]

Me too, I am incredibly bored. I am going to try and surpass my record of 9 coffees in one day. I am going to break 10.

 

[DaveB]

Me too, I am incredibly bored. I am going to try and surpass my record of 9 coffees in one day. I am going to break 10.

Got the coffee maker set up in bogs then

 

[MarillionFan]

I was going to get a contract but the extra 40k I got for closing the shop has persuaded me to sit on arse for a bit longer.

 

[ladymuck]

If I drank that much coffee, I'd be peeing all day. You either have a bladder the size of China or enjoy frequent loo breaks too.

 

[The_Gimp]

No normal sized bladder, but because of my penchant for the odd beer or too I have had a colostemy bag fitted. So it works well when I am out on the turps and also when at work. I can p*ss to my hearts content whilst sitting at my desk. I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 years though. I think it's the bag. But it's been with me that long I couldn't let the old girl go. See too much coffee already..

 

[Pondlife]

I've stopped drinking coffee at work now cos it's from a machine and tastes like shnite.

Just thought I'd share that with you all because I am that bored.

 

[Troll]

If only we could surf porn at work eh? still 'test please delete' is a help

 

[The_Gimp]

If only we could surf porn at work eh?

Yeah I have this awesome gay porn site...