This is about a hypocrisy that is ever increasing. When certain things are done by a 17 year old in a hoody, then it's hell in a handbasket, pikey chav scum, broken britain but when you do it and get picked up on it, then it's PC gone mad, nanny state, elf & safety jobsworth orwellian britain.
It's about a basic lack of manners and common courtesy and it makes me glum.
If the company you want to do business with says something is reserved for someone else. Then don't fuc
king use it.
If they say we don't want dogs on our premises, leave the fuc
king mutt outside
If the person representing the company operating the plane tells you to turn your phone off. Turn it the f
uck off. Don't just turn it over when the flight attendant walks past then carry on texting.
If you go to the cinema, put your tw
atting phone on silent.
If you cannot move your hand luggage without needing it to have wheels, it ain't fuc
king hand luggage. Also, One is an easy number to count to.
If you want to get on a train, let the ones who want to get off, off.
If you have finished your cigarette then you dispose of it correctly.
No one else is interested in your phone conversation or listening to your music/video.
Standing in the doorway of the bus to the airplane does not get you home quicker.
Amber and green are not the same colour.
If you are going to cough or sneeze, cover your mouth or nose.
Zebra crossings. Stop for people to cross.
A knife is generally available to cut food in to a bite size quantity, if you are going to just use one hand and a fork to shovel food into your pie hole, get a cake fork and only eat cake.
Finally, don't talk with your mouth full, take your hat/cap off and get your fu
cking elbows off the table.
Yes, I'm aware of the hypocrisy of circumventing the swear filter. F
uck you.