Originally posted by Mordac
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Sorry Mordy, wild guess. I was going to say Xoggy and Zeit but they are both older than that I think. Possibly Janey and Sandy but the tits arent big enough.Originally posted by MordacOuch. If I was as hairy or ginger as those two I'd keep my shirt on - permanently.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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Nope - still got most of it.Originally posted by AtWSo you are bald then?
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Why do you think I've been putting it off...
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"still got most of it" - Mordac
Which is true he just likes it short... and his banjo.
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Full frontal, willies flapping?Originally posted by DimPrawnAnyone here think we could make a calendar of naked CUK regulars?
Would it make money?
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