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Don't panic

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Nozmo King

Nozmo King

She always sounds like she should have a really good cough. :sick

Went to see my NHS stop smoking lady / counsellor last night. Good progress, can go to the pub and get mortalled and still not smoke etc etc

So she gives me this gizmo to blow into. Scale from 1-7

1 - Green
2 - Amber
3 - Red
4,5,6,7 red

Measures CO (Carbon monoxide to the uninitiated)

She proudly tells me I should be in the green. I blew a 2, amber.

What does this mean I ask. Well she says, at that level you have the same level of CO in your system as if you smoked 7 fags.

Why, how can this be?

We concluded it was walking to the school to pick the kids up in rush hour. There was a heavy smog over luton yesterday and the air quality was poor.

:suicide:
 

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