BBC having problems with software

[Platypus]

Shouldn't be too hard for an enterprising dole scounger to fool - Just neck a couple of anti-depressant tablets before phoning them.

I think you prob mean tranquillisers

[doodab]

It won't be long before they can automatically diagnose tourrettes using a machine that listens in while you're on hold.

[OwlHoot]

I think you prob mean tranquillisers

I was thinking of something like ketamine, which sounds like a cross between the two and is probably easily available on the street.