Found a crisp twenty just sitting in the gutter. No-one around to claim it. Kerching!
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Drinks on you?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostFound a crisp twenty just sitting in the gutter. No-one around to claim it. Kerching!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Why were you just sitting in the gutter?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostFound a crisp twenty just sitting in the gutter. No-one around to claim it. Kerching!
Did someone give you the twenty out of pity?
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It's her Plan B.Originally posted by ctdctd View PostWhy were you just sitting in the gutter?
Did someone give you the twenty out of pity?
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the starsOriginally posted by ctdctd View PostWhy were you just sitting in the gutter?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Didn't offer to share it did you?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostFound a crisp twenty just sitting in the gutter. No-one around to claim it. Kerching!
For the record I was with mudflapper when it happened. She spotted it while crossing the road, stopped on the spot while I carried on walking. I looked back to see her with her foot on something, she was hovering looking nervously but with a manic smile on her face. She then whipped something up from the floor before holding it up, waving it and shouting 'Unlucky MF' and then giving the finger to some weeping old lady who was searching through her handbag.
And that's how I remember it.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Read a story in the Metro about a blind guy who makes a living busking in London. He whistles. When asked how much he earns he refused to say but then said he only works 4 days a week, has a house up north and commutes to London on the train.Originally posted by ctdctd View PostSome of us here have it as a plan A
Edit: Found a story about him on the BBC
So, how much does he earn now? Campbell avoids a direct answer. "All you need to know is that I live in Wolverhampton, travel down to London four days a week, employ a helper and I make a good living.""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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And some of that story is true. She wasn't weeping, it was more a gentle sob.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDidn't offer to share it did you?
For the record I was with mudflapper when it happened. She spotted it while crossing the road, stopped on the spot while I carried on walking. I looked back to see her with her foot on something, she was hovering looking nervously but with a manic smile on her face. She then whipped something up from the floor before holding it up, waving it and shouting 'Unlucky MF' and then giving the finger to some weeping old lady who was searching through her handbag.
And that's how I remember it.Comment
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