Valentine's Day

[doodab]

Is nearly upon us. I've decided to regale ms doodab with a poem:

You nag me endlessly,
You've spent all my dosh,
The least you could do,
Is give me a nosh

 

[northernladuk]

LOL. Very good...

 

[Pondlife]

Is nearly upon us. I've decided to regale ms doodab with a poem:

You nag me endlessly,
You've spent all my dosh,
The least you could do,
Is give me a nosh

Mrs Doodab's such a lass
in tarty clothes and glitter.
So whilst her hubby writes her poems
I take her up the...

Can't think of anything to rhyme.

 

[doodab]

Mrs Doodab's such a lass
in tarty clothes and glitter.
So whilst her hubby writes her poems
I take her up the...

Can't think of anything to rhyme.

Mrs pondy kissed a frog,
It left her disappointed,
So now she comes to doodab's house
And gets her boobs anointed

 

[Pondlife]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to doodab again.


Apparently this is also the case for Mrs Pondy.

 

[SimonMac]

Mrs Doodab's such a lass
in tarty clothes and glitter.
So whilst her hubby writes her poems
I take her up the...Dog and Duck for half a pint of bitter

Can't think of anything to rhyme.

FTFY

 

[vetran]

Mrs pondy kissed a frog,
It left her disappointed,
So now she comes to doodab's house
And gets her boobs anointed

sorry

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to doodab again.

 

[SimonMac]

Is it wrong of me to send random people at work who annoy me cards/gifts in he hope their partner finds out and goes nuts with them?!

 

[EternalOptimist]

an old army valentines (got me booted out of the corporals mess one night. hic)



I love my wife (yes I do yes I do)
I love her dearly
I love her 'ole, She pisses through
I love 'er t!ts , jiggly bits, jiggly bits
and starfish @rsehole
I'd eat her turds
wif a rusty spoon (rusty spoon , rusty spoon)



second verse, same as the first. but a fkng sight LOUDER and a fckng sight worse

 

[MarillionFan]

Roses are red,
violets are blue
fook the flowers
let's have a screw