My iPhones not street, it doesn't recognise the word "innit". It does however know Prosciutto. I guess that it's more Radio4 than Radio1
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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I'm not fat, I'm drought and famine resistantOriginally posted by SandyD View PostObesity - another first world problem!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI'm not fat, I'm drought and famine resistant
you're not fire resistant though. you fat cnt. I hope youse dont smoke
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Hmmm, hope you've got your appetite for grub club next week, lots of pig to be eaten!Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI'm not fat, I'm drought and famine resistantComment
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I'd expect most phones with an Italian dictionary to know the word Prosciutto, seeing as it means "ham".Originally posted by SimonMac View PostMy iPhones not street, it doesn't recognise the word "innit". It does however know Prosciutto. I guess that it's more Radio4 than Radio1While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Perfect genetics.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI'm not fat, I'm drought and famine resistantComment
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