England post-mortem

[sasguru]

Let's face facts. Rooney was an accident waiting to happen - and we were all expecting it sometime anyway. It didn'tlook like we were going to score even with him on. The fact is the team are a bunch of overpaid *******.
Witness Lampard's moaning about everybody having a go at him and Crouch claiming they were too tired to take penalties. Rooney even touching someone in a WC QF shows how immature he is.
First we have to say we're crap, then find out the reasons, then fix them.

[The Lone Gunman]

On a lighter note

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What I did in my holidays
By Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2

I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown
up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to
live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does
live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it
will make Uncle Owen cry if I do. In Germany there are lots of castles
and some mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's
a silly name, Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly
too, his mum must get their underpants mixed up all the time.

On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and
wants to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does
Uncle Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore.

Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle
Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks
like Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses
and knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me
some pop.

In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my grandad says we
beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time
ago.

While the grown up's went to play football so I went shopping with
Auntie Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got
herself a little one but she said she was full before she had eaten
any and threw it away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me
play with Brooklyn. She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me
one of her songs, I think she was telling fibs.

I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he sulked, then he
bought me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's & thousands on
it.

All the other grown up's have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays
with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy,
that's why I got taken on holiday.

The grown up's went to play Football against somebody called Sweden,
Uncle Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk
to him. Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some
crisps. Uncle Sven is from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their
boss last night. Uncle Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his
mum for a plaster. Uncle Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see
in books, he is rubbish at football though.

Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of out holiday but it got better
so they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not
like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I
should while we are here, they are too tight for me.

All the grown up's started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood
on somebodys spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all
saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had
to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his
pocket. It must be an old one, it was massive. It was on vibrate, I felt it, but he never answered.

[Dundeegeorge]

Excellent

a post with more than 15 words worth reading.
I raise my hat to you sir.

[The Lone Gunman]

a post with more than 15 words worth reading.
I raise my hat to you sir.

Cant claim credit, it was emailed to me earlier today.

[Dundeegeorge]

And I'm even more impressed

Cant claim credit, it was emailed to me earlier today.

I would never have known, and would happily have credited it to you when I pass it on to my friends (yes I do have some, alright, one, alright colleague)
but now I'll claim credit for it.
Ta.

[TwinGoldDaleks]

Ex-ter-min-ate Port-u-gal!

[The Lone Gunman]

I would never have known, and would happily have credited it to you when I pass it on to my friends (yes I do have some, alright, one, alright colleague)
but now I'll claim credit for it.
Ta.

It is doing the email circuit so your "ahem" friends may find out.

[chunkymonkey]

thank you LG a gem 5*

[GreyFox]

Rooney forgives Ronaldo



Sorry if you've seen it...

[Helios]

Far worse things have happened on the sporting field than what Rooney did. Have you ever taken a blow in the nuts? If Rooney had made any significant contact Carvalho would have gone to hospital, not jumped up once the red card was brandished. You act as if Rooney had knifed someone. Get a grip! Really? I look forward to seeing you running rings around everyone else at Euro 2008 then.

Hey nothing against Rooney or the team. I was supporting them dammit.

Taken several blows in the nuts, mostly from chelsea tractors.

Want Germany to win, as my gf is supporting portugal and I'm pissed with them, the Ronaldo is a dirty player.

I would love to run rings around everyone at Euro 2008, Just email me a pair of golden boots.