LHR

[MarillionFan]

Landed 40 minutes ago. Sitting on a plane after travelling 6000 miles with its engines turned off in a huge queue as they cannot quite workout how to get the last 800 yards into a bay. FFS

Let me off!

[mudskipper]

Let me off!

Wait till you get to customs. They've got a nice surprise for you.

[MarillionFan]

Wait till you get to customs. They've got a nice surprise for you.

Gangnam style???

Let me off this fooking plane!!!! :rant:

[AtW]

Landed 40 minutes ago. Sitting on a plane after travelling 6000 miles with its engines turned off in a huge queue as they cannot quite workout how to get the last 800 yards into a bay. FFS

Well, that's the odd thing - just how the fook they manage to land airplanes with longer delays between them, yet it's a problem to disembark passengers?!?! Had this tulip on Friday - I mean WTF!!! IMHO Heathrow should be liable for all extra costs people incur when they miss their connections.

[MarillionFan]

Well, that's the odd thing - just how the fook they manage to land airplanes with longer delays between them, yet it's a problem to disembark passengers?!?! Had this tulip on Friday - I mean WTF!!! IMHO Heathrow should be liable for all extra costs people incur when they miss their connections.

Weve been in the number two spot, then no one spot for 1.15 now. There are over 20 planes behind.

How can they not get the hang of disembarking???

[d000hg]

Let me off!

Aren't you supposed to keep your phone off until you disembark?

[MarillionFan]

Aren't you supposed to keep your phone off until you disembark?

Probably. Aren't they supposed to disembark you after landing? Two hours is taking the piss.

[AtW]

Probably. Aren't they supposed to disembark you after landing? Two hours is taking the piss.

Are you using your mobile phone on the airplane during taxing?

[MarillionFan]

Are you using your mobile phone on the airplane during taxing?

If taxing is the process of the plane moving on the ground then no, I'm using it while in the process of sitting on a plane that isn't moving and hasn't moved for some ******* time.

[mudskipper]

It can't move coz some muppet has left their phone on which is interfering with the equipment.