You know who you are....Possibly NSFW
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
I'd go with 'probably'.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostYou know who you are....Possibly NSFW
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I'll not look as I'm a permie now and am supposed to behave myself.Originally posted by cojak View PostI'd go with 'probably'.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Definitely NSFWOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostYou know who you are....Possibly NSFWComment
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Can AtW rent by the hour?Originally posted by norrahe View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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What would he do with the other 59 minutes?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCan AtW rent by the hour?Comment
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Tell her about his lunch.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat would he do with the other 59 minutes?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Good. It will spare us the tedium of us reading it.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostTell her about his lunch.
Maybe one day he will become more interesting and learn to discuss sofas instead. Not that I am bitter about being beaten as poster of the year......Comment
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