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    Anybody seen my socks? I'm sure I had some earlier. They were just, hang on a minute. Anyone seen my trousers?

    #2
    your crusty sock is in the bottom of one of the legs of yer kecks. I'm not sure where the other sock is

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      #3
      It's likely to be those New Zealand flat worms that have been taking over the country. They'll eat anything apparently.

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        #4
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        Take your washing machine apart. Inside you'll find the chuckling mischievious elf who always nicks a sock during the wash cycle so you end up with odd pairs.

        When you find it, subject it to brutal torture. It'll soon crack.

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          #5
          Re: ..

          Just look in your drawer and wardrobe and there'll be clean ones in there - at least mine always seem to have clean kit in - very puzzling really because the ones I bung on the floor just vanish while I'm at work too.

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