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Luton Hoo is a veritable carbuncle on the landscape I agree.Originally posted by ctdctd View PostWe like to be condescending to the poor people


What stately homes do you have in bumstubble btw?
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Time for a confession.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostLuton Hoo is a veritable carbuncle on the landscape I agree.
What stately homes do you have in bumstubble btw?
Before I upgraded to the palatial mansions of Dunstable, I used to live in sarf Luton.
Luckily, I escaped 20 years ago.
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Quoted for posterityOriginally posted by ctdctd View PostTime for a confession.
Before I upgraded to the palatial mansions of Dunstable, I used to be a high class gay sex slave.
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Sorry to hear that old chap - you can get ointments you know.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI've got a big posterior
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You homed right in on my ample derrier. You're obsessed man!Originally posted by ctdctd View PostSorry to hear that old chap - you can get ointments you know.
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Just one word mate - streetviewOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostYou homed right in on my ample derrier. You're obsessed man!

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Yeah, well you're a .......Originally posted by ctdctd View PostJust one word mate - streetview
No, no way back from that. Pwnd me.
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Sorry - it's the Shiraz, brings out the worst in me.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYeah, well you're a .......
No, no way back from that. Pwnd me.
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Shiraz? Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aay.Originally posted by ctdctd View PostSorry - it's the Shiraz, brings out the worst in me.
(Wolf Blass yellow label bringing the worst out in me
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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