Would you take lifestyle lessons from a man who has only just learnt to wash his hands?
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PMSL him.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostWould you take lifestyle lessons from a man who has only just learnt to wash his hands? -
Methinks said Mod was not happy about the competition.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Was he selling pedigree chum then?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHis program sounds rubbish anyway.
No mention of shinier hair, stronger nails or whiter teeth.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Wow, does Pedigree Chum do all that? Sounds like lunch is sorted.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWas he selling pedigree chum then?Comment
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The funny thing is, locking it means nobody can hijack the thread. I've already had 3 x PMs about the course: sasguru, OldHack and jolly TestMangler.
Locking the thread was merely ... Boring.Comment
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I was hoping to reflect the course.Originally posted by aussielong View PostLocking the thread was merely ... Boring.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I bet you have a sign on your desk saying "You don't have to be mad to work here...but it helps!".Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI was hoping to reflect the course.
And a little lapel badge that says "I'm really really mad."
And a t-shirt with an arrow pointing to the (absent) person next to you saying "I'm with the nutter."Comment
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Powerful directed libido sounds like the ability to aim one's jizz precisely from 6 feet away.
Eat lots of fish and fresh fruit and veg.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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