Wife's 40th

[PorkPie]

Wife's 40th coming up. Therefore asking the esteemed congregation (wierdo strangers on the internet) what special things I could do for this grand occasion.

Points for originality (i.e. not "pearl necklace", "take her up the oxo tower" etc.. you know you can do better than that)

 

[d000hg]

Face lift.
Liposuction.
Boob job.
Botox.
That one where you inject stuff in their bum.

 

[Mich the Tester]

That one where you inject stuff in their bum.

I thought he said 'take her up the oxo tower' was out of bounds?

 

[vetran]

what does she like? - I'm not talking about Celery and the Flying helmet.

The more customised it is the better.

 

[Pondlife]

Took Mrs PL business class to NYC for a long weekend. Tix for a show, a few nice dinners, bit of shopping and some sightseeing.




Ah, I seem to have accidentally provided a sensible answer and have embarrassed myself again by being the only one. Sorry folks.

 

[BA to the Stars]

Is there anything on her "bucket" list such as a trip in a helicopter, trip on the Orient Express (they do day trips with dining etc.), weekend in Paris, etc.

 

[d000hg]

I thought he said 'take her up the oxo tower' was out of bounds?

Yes but what about the birthday present?

 

[BigTime]

iphone 5 for business use only

 

[SupremeSpod]

Wife's 40th coming up. Therefore asking the esteemed congregation (wierdo strangers on the internet) what special things I could do for this grand occasion.

Points for originality (i.e. not "pearl necklace", "take her up the oxo tower" etc.. you know you can do better than that)

Find a younger version?

 

[doomage]

Take her on a tour of dodgy strip clubs. To remind her how lucky she is. Unless she is a 40 year old stripper herself, in which case, well done you!