I'm bored

[sasguru]

Have you tried auto erotic asphyxiation?

So I just need an orange and some tights for that, correct? Back in a sec.

 

[shaunbhoy]

How about I write down a list of my mates within the number of minutes that equals your IQ.
Now that would be a challenge.

Why the fook would you need in excess of two hours? I said write them down, not carve them in granite!!

 

[Old Hack]

Why the fook would you need in excess of two hours? I said write them down, not carve them in granite!!

Well, mostly to stop laughing once we'd tested you

 

[SimonMac]

Make sure you have an escape mechanism.

I know a lot about these things as i used to be a necrophiliac S&M fan who liked a bit of beastiality....but gave up when i found i was flogging a dead horse

I am normally very tolerant to people and their own ways, but I have to draw the line at those who like auto erotic asphyxiation, those people really should be strung up!

 

[sasguru]

So I just need an orange and some tights for that, correct? Back in a sec.

Ah that feels better.

 

[MarillionFan]

Ah that feels better.

I take it you're still wearing the tights and eating the orange then?

 

[EternalOptimist]

'eating the orange' is the name for a particularly nasty perversion where I come from.
I will only reveal the details to any forum-ladies who agree to put some orange peel down their gusset, and let me try to nibble the pips out of it, with a blindfold on and my hands tied behind my back



damn, I think I may have given the game away

 

[MarillionFan]

'eating the orange' is the name for a particularly nasty perversion where I come from.
I will only reveal the details to any forum-ladies who agree to put some orange peel down their gusset, and let me try to nibble the pips out of it, with a blindfold on and my hands tied behind my back

damn, I think I may have given the game away

Its normally called 'bobbing for apples' and consists of some apples and a bowl of water. Next you'll be sexualising blind mans buff!

 

[BrilloPad]

'eating the orange' is the name for a particularly nasty perversion where I come from.
I will only reveal the details to any forum-ladies who agree to put some orange peel down their gusset, and let me try to nibble the pips out of it, with a blindfold on and my hands tied behind my back



damn, I think I may have given the game away

I thought it involved a mars bar?