Originally posted by bless 'em all
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I wanted Esmeralda and Ermintrude . We ended up with sensible options.merely at clientco for the entertainment -
The difference between parents and non-parents is that when you declare you're expecting twins, non-parents say "ah, that's nice. They'll be able to play with each other".
Parents say "poor you".
Poor you.
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Ah, that's nice - they'll be able to play with each other!
Congrats!
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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FTFY as I'm sure BP will agree and confirm.Originally posted by cojak View PostAh, that's nice - they'll be able to fight with each other!
Congrats!
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You don't have twin girls do you? Both BP and myself have and mine at least argue like cat and dog.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWoosh.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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They did not start fighting until they were aged 2. Up until then they were a joy.Originally posted by eek View PostYou don't have twin girls do you? Both BP and myself have and mine at least argue like cat and dog.
I especially remember the argument over whether the sky was blue or not.Comment
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WSSOriginally posted by suityou01 View Post
Seriously though I'm happy for you. Don't worry about the future, enjoy the now.
(I feel sick for saying that and agreeing with him)

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