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    #11
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Agent

    Shurely shome mishtake:

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #12
      Done

      Done

      And just for sas, done

      For that one just type : cretin : without the spaces

      Originally posted by speling bee View Post
      Perhaps not the Bob one.
      I concur.

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        #13
        Originally posted by administrator View Post
        Done

        Done

        And just for sas, done

        For that one just type : cretin : without the spaces



        I concur.
        Ah, go on, please be doing the needful with the Bob one.
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #14
          Thanks Admin, you

          The Bob one would have brought a bit of Bollywood fun, but I suppose it was a bit too big.
          England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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            #15
            Cretin - surely this? Pretty please, Mr Admin!

            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              #16
              Bob:

              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #17
                Originally posted by administrator View Post
                Done

                Done

                And just for sas, done

                For that one just type : cretin : without the spaces



                I concur.
                Please change the oldgit and cretin text to admin and sas in whichever order you deem appropriate.
                The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                George Frederic Watts

                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                  Bob:

                  The problem is that if we have a Bob emotion, churchy will be demanding :eternaljew: .
                  The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                  George Frederic Watts

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                    #19
                    Can we have one for money/wealth/riches/ker-ching
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                      Bob:



                      Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

                      one day at a time

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