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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
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I concur.Originally posted by speling bee View PostPerhaps not the Bob one.Comment
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Ah, go on, please be doing the needful with the Bob one.Originally posted by administrator View PostDone
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I concur.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Thanks Admin, you

The Bob one would have brought a bit of Bollywood fun, but I suppose it was a bit too big.England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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Cretin - surely this? Pretty please, Mr Admin!
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Please change the oldgit and cretin text to admin and sas in whichever order you deem appropriate.Originally posted by administrator View PostDone
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I concur.The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
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The problem is that if we have a Bob emotion, churchy will be demanding :eternaljew: .Originally posted by hyperD View PostBob:
The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_ParkComment
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Can we have one for money/wealth/riches/ker-chingOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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