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That's heartening - as I don't have a sister. So it's maybe your mum he's doing? I'm sure he'll fill you in on his return.

I thought he was doing the mother and daughters?
 
I'm sorry Nomadd that I have been unable to reply to this post. I have of course been away, in America with your mum who I have been representing in the 2012 World Anal Gangbang Record attempt in Los Angeles. I am sorry to say that after a very strong showing your mum failed to beat the record held by Victoria Givens of 950 guys after falling short at 922 when she followed through after a lunchtime burrito! I am happy to say that Old Hacks mum who was represented by Supremespod did eventually manage to beat the record and set a new world record of 960 guys and has now managed to get an additional part time job as a stand-in for a John Wayne impersonator.

hth

MF
 
I'm sorry Nomadd that I have been unable to reply to this post. I have of course been away, in America with your mum who I have been representing in the 2012 World Anal Gangbang Record attempt in Los Angeles. I am sorry to say that after a very strong showing your mum failed to beat the record held by Victoria Givens of 950 guys after falling short at 922 when she followed through after a lunchtime burrito! I am happy to say that Old Hacks mum who was represented by Supremespod did eventually manage to beat the record and set a new world record of 960 guys and has now managed to get an additional part time job as a stand-in for a John Wayne impersonator.

hth

MF

Thats the best you can come up with after over a week away? Victoria Givens only managed 101 people, there is no room for sloppiness here :rolleyes:
 
Thats the best you can come up with after over a week away? Victoria Givens only managed 101 people, there is no room for sloppiness here :rolleyes:

I stand corrected. I meant Victoria Higgins. Of course this now pales into all signficance when compared with Fanny Hack (dear Old's mum) who is set to become a household name in her new reality TV show filmed in Bridgewater about her new found fame & five sons who think they're as hard as nails, but in fact are as soft as shiite. Think Mother Browns boys but without the humour.
 
Thats the best you can come up with after over a week away? Victoria Givens only managed 101 people, there is no room for sloppiness here :rolleyes:

Sounds like there would be quite a lot of room for sloppiness after that...
 

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