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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostChasing balls and imaginery prey
an 'errant girl with a faraway stare(\__/)
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Is always in my mindOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postan 'errant girl with a faraway stareComment
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Looked more like a menu to me.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostC'mon, we're writing a song here
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Gotta be better than the sh1te that win's grammys.Originally posted by d000hg View PostLooked more like a menu to me.
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I'm an idiot self abuser.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostIn a melancholy mood, into the cigs and wine. Feel like I'm in a Tom Waits song.
morrissey
A picture sings a thousand words
As I look out on an Autumn night
At least you're a nice person.
With a switchblade pressed to your throat.
I usually pay extra for that.
But tonight the love is free.
And now you're not so bored.
Needs a chorus guys and gals
Yes an idiot self abuser.
But self abuse is just self love,
And the love is free tonight.The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
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I didn't post that again. DO WE HAVE A SELF-REPLICATING CHORUS LOOSE? Or is admin playing a funny game?Originally posted by speling bee View PostI'm an idiot self abuser.
Yes an idiot self abuser.
But self abuse is just self love,
And the love is free tonight.The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_ParkComment
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Do you know if you play a county song backwards the wife returns, the truck gets fixed and the dogs comes back aliveOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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