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[mudskipper]

Official handwashing instructions advise wet, soap, rub, rinse, dry.

What is it with trains that have no water? How hard is it to keep a tank topped up?

 

[MarillionFan]

When in the pub situation , or where liquid soap applies...

Rub the soap good n proper all over your hands before you run the water over them.

Don't wet your hands first and then grab some soap , or you are losing 90% of the benefit of the soap.

Why are you washing your hands when you go to the bathroom? Do you piss on your hands when you go?????

 

[EternalOptimist]

It always amazes me the way Ozzies, and other people with tiny pea-brains get the wrong end of the stick.
Try a little logic next time my Antipodean friend.

What is the purpose of washing your hands ?
To kill germs ? exactly !!

but what if there are no germs on your hands to kill ?

you have wasted time, water, soap and effort all for no purpose.


Thats why I carry an electron microscope strapped to my back when I venture into the pub. A quick cat scan and I know immediately, by reading the positronic output on the monitor, whether it is worth using all those natural resources, or whether I can leave the bog safely.

mind you, it is heavy. which is why I dont go to the pub much any more



hic

 

[MarillionFan]

It always amazes me the way Ozzies, and other people with tiny pea-brains get the wrong end of the stick.
Try a little logic next time my Antipodean friend.

What is the purpose of washing your hands ?
To kill germs ? exactly !!

but what if there are no germs on your hands to kill ?
you have wasted time, water, soap and effort all for no purpose.


Thats why I carry an electron microscope strapped to my back when I venture into the pub. A quick cat scan and I know immediately, by reading the positronic output on the monitor, whether it is worth using all those natural resources, or whether I can leave the bog safely.

mind you, it is heavy. which is why I dont go to the pub much any more



hic

Modern parents take a packet of wet wipes. My inlaws still take an electron microscope but they have a devil of a time trying to find a free plug socket.

 

[Cliphead]

Those UV hand drier devices in some public loos are good, two goes at killing germs. One place has them installed overhead which seems to kill all the smells even from trap 2.

 

[MaryPoppins]

The barrel's being scraped with this thread, innit.

 

[IR35FanClub]

Why are you washing your hands when you go to the bathroom? Do you piss on your hands when you go?????

nope but i know where "its" been. As i notice lots of other guys dont wash their hands and i dont know where theres has been, i wish they'd design toilet doors to push on the way out. At least ive found a use for my little finger.

 

[MarillionFan]

nope but i know where "its" been. As i notice lots of other guys dont wash their hands and i dont know where theres has been, i wish they'd design toilet doors to push on the way out. At least ive found a use for my little finger.

A real man takes no notice of piss & tulip on the door on the way out. Bloody metrosexuals.

 

[d000hg]

nope but i know where "its" been.

Since the only place it's been is in your hand, isn't this a circular argument?

 

[shaunbhoy]

Since the only place it's been is in your hand, isn't this a circular argument?

Depends where his hands have been I suppose.

Who'd have thought it........sanitary advice from an Australian? That is like getting advice on women from AtW.