Pecking order

[Joe Black.]

Just wondering how long before I'm banned

To be honest it would help if you changed your avatar.

[Xenophon]

To be honest it would help if you changed your avatar.

Hmmm... the name is a bit of a giveaway though...

[Troll]

Xenophon... you are top of my list of suspects at the moment

[Mordac]

It's only a toy troll though.

[Troll]

It's only a toy troll though.

... and you're only a cartoon character

[Dundeegeorge]

Guest star! Guest star!

I would say you stole the show utterly and everything after your own magnificent performance was mere gimcrack whimsy. Your modesty does you credit but there's no need to hide your light under a bushel.

[James Tiberius Kirk]

And I'm a guest star off StarTrek(tm)...

a mere bit player

A secondary character ...just like those red shirts we used to beam down to the planet with... doomed to die!

[Troll]

It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it...

Anyway, it's better than being a tin pepper pot on wheels, a rubber hairy troll thing, a cybernetic person or a Scot.

You forgot Gunnery Sgt.

[James Tiberius Kirk]

Brown shirts?

They came out red on my TV...

As in the famous phrase or saying "Never beam down in a red shirt" or you'll rapidly end up dead...

I had to watch in B&W

[Troll]

I think I'm about to be sacked.... watch this space