Pah is that it.
A few years back I was contracting for a mining company travelling back to base when we received a garbled message from a nearby location. Well we decided to investigate and headed off.
Well the drive in was really rough and we land up grounding our vehicle knowing it's going to take some time to fix. When we got out we could see another abandoned vehicle, so we walked over and had a look in. There was a dead body in the driving seat and in the back where all these giant, weird coloured egg objects. All of a sudden one of them opened and this thing clamped itself on my face. Anyway my colleagues took me back to the car to make sure I was OK. After a while I got these really bad cramps. I assumed it was last nights curry, but all of a sudden this horrible lizard thing with snappy teeth burst out of my stomach and scampered off. Well I was pretty ill I can tell you, but I stitched myself up with a needle and thread I had for mending shirts, fixed the car and left my colleagues at the site when I went back to the hotel, had a shower and then popped into the office. Luckily for me I was still able to invoice, and double bonus my colleagues never made it back either and I got an extension.
And you tell the kids that these days and they don't believe you.