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Did you charge VAT in the invoice for the finders fee? or was it cash in hand?Originally posted by Gentile View PostSpeaking of "friends", I made a new one the other day - a wee West Highland terrier called "Coop". I was reversing out of my driveway, when I encountered him looking a bit lost. He was absolutely gorgeous. I gave his owner a phone, and they came and got him. The poor wee thing had travelled miles from home without anyone stopping to make sure he was OK. I want one of my own now!
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If you insistOriginally posted by Gentile View PostWould those miaowing and quacking please stay on topic. This thread is about befriending Dawgs. Thankyou.
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I have a relative who did that as a kid. He got separated from his mum when out shopping and was treated to a ride home in a police squad car.Originally posted by Gentile View PostSpeaking of "friends", I made a new one the other day - a wee West Highland terrier called "Coop". I was reversing out of my driveway, when I encountered him looking a bit lost. He was absolutely gorgeous. I gave his owner a phone, and they came and got him. The poor wee thing had travelled miles from home without anyone stopping to make sure he was OK. I want one of my own now!
He deliberately got lost the next few times his mum took him shopping...
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Best stilk to masturbating and torturing animals.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostShe let herself down on the golf. Golfs not too popular around hereComment
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It is perfectly OK to act as an individual in such affairs and not involve your LtdCo.Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostDid you charge VAT in the invoice for the finders fee? or was it cash in hand?
You will find it necessary to register for VAT as a sole trader if pet finding income exceeds the registration threshold though.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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He was such a friendly wee cutie that I'd have paid to look after him.Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostDid you charge VAT in the invoice for the finders fee? or was it cash in hand?
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