Things I am not

[SimonMac]

i am not ginger!!!!!

[Doggy Styles]

You're not sasguru either.

Or are you?

[Pondlife]

no, gorps dont come on here saying I'm a smack head, and I want you to become one. well apart from MF obviously

Go on, you know you want to. First one's free. All the cool kids are doing it.

[Spacecadet]

i am not ginger!!!!!

Stawberry Blonde?

[EternalOptimist]

Go on, you know you want to. First one's free. All the cool kids are doing it.

ok, I'll see you behind the bike sheds at playtime

[SimonMac]

[NotAllThere]

i am not ginger!!!!!

Oh. You've gone bald have you?

[d000hg]

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You sound like a big fat apathetic to me. Stop ramming your apathy in our faces.

[MarillionFan]

no, gorps dont come on here saying I'm a smack head, and I want you to become one. well apart from MF obviously

Sorry the best I can offer you is a smack in the head.

[Paddy]

You always seem to get bombarded by gorps who take great delight in trying to ram their latest fad down yer gob. Well this is payback time Gorps

I am not

Religious
Vegetarian
Vegan
Conspiracy theorist
Smoker
Cyclist
Left wing
Right Wing
Rich
Poor
Socialist
Footie fanatic
Eco loon
Pro Palestinian
Anti Jewish
Anti Palestinian
Pro Jewish
Anti Euro
Pro Euro
UFO nut
Homeopathic fruit loop
Raving Gaylord
Felching Frotaire
Anti smacking
Nosey parker
Do-Gooder
Holier than though
Sanctimonious ball bag


and I want everyone to be just like me.

Grumpy old man?