Top tips.

[SupremeSpod]

I'm back baby!

Because you never went in the first place.

 

[AtW]

Because you never went in the first place.

That's not nice.

He saw.

He went.

He lost.

HTH

 

[Freamon]

Bollocks.

Yeah, does sound like it is.

 

[doodab]

If you type pissington tulipwank into google you will get no results, at least for the next hour or so at which point this thread will be #1. At that point I will be forced to find a new vulgarity.

 

[eek]

If you type pissington tulipwank into google you will get no results, at least for the next hour or so at which point this thread will be #1. At that point I will be forced to find a new vulgarity.

Still not there 8 hours later.

 

[DaveB]

17. The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster.

 

[doodab]

Still not there 8 hours later.

Outstanding. I have surpassed myself.

 

[MarillionFan]

Outstanding. I have surpassed myself.

The Old 'how do you keep an idiot in suspense' trick.

Eek. Any chance you can pop down to B&Q and get me a long weight, a left handed screwdriver and a new bubble for a spirit level?