Squelchers

[Diver]

You forced me to look! So its the sound made during sex when things get very wet? Not a problem I have ever had! I knew there was a reason my idea of foreplay was saying "on your back love".

Not touching the sides then Brillo

 

[BrilloPad]

Not touching the sides then Brillo

Not just that. Women don't find me attractive. Unless I have a paper bag on my head.....

 

[Diver]

Not just that. Women don't find me attractive. Unless I have a paper bag on my head.....

I meant to ask you about that paper bag last time we met.

 

[Diver]

Not just that. Women don't find me attractive. Unless I have a paper bag on my head.....

Not just women

Wilmslow