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I'm retired.

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well done SAS . first job is to get you contacts book out and go find all those old friends who you always meant to keep in touch with.
then this afternoon, you can come on here and call us all cretins

:rolleyes:
 
well done SAS . first job is to get you contacts book out and go find all those old friends who you always meant to keep in touch with.
then this afternoon, you can come on here and call us all cretins

:rolleyes:

He had friends? :eek:

You mean he was once not grumpy and obnoxious?
 
I retired a few years ago

Didn't last long, it was either go back to work or go slowly insane.

Spent all my money now and have another mortgage so have to work until I'm 60-65 :D
 
Just to clear up a few points:

1. I'm not a house husband since I have an independent income. No sprog duties as he will go to nursery.
2. The main reason for this is to batten down the hatches for the coming economic storm. We can survive indefinitely without working now.
3. It's a semi retirement really -I'm too young and energetic not to do anything. what I'm looking for is ideally some part-time, high paid working from home. Shouldn't be too hard given my talents.
4. I have 6 months notice to serve.
5. Most importantly, I've never been happier now that I've made the decision.:happy
 
Just to clear up a few points:

1. I'm not a house husband since I have an independent income. No sprog duties as he will go to nursery.
2. The main reason for this is to batten down the hatches for the coming economic storm. We can survive indefinitely without working now.
3. It's a semi retirement really -I'm too young and energetic not to do anything. what I'm looking for is ideally some part-time, high paid working from home. Shouldn't be too hard given my talents.
4. I have 6 months notice to serve.
5. Most importantly, I've never been happier now that I've made the decision.:happy

As long as you don't retire from cuk :D
 
Just to clear up a few points:

1. I'm not a house husband since I have an independent income. No sprog duties as he will go to nursery.

They all say that. Just make sure the house is clean for when she gets home.

2. The main reason for this is to batten down the hatches for the coming economic storm. We can survive indefinitely without working now.

Means you're scared of getting fired so best to jump first.

3. It's a semi retirement really -I'm too young and energetic not to do anything. what I'm looking for is ideally some part-time, high paid working from home. Shouldn't be too hard given my talents.

Rents boys are normally quite young with large todgers so you're fecked there.

4. I have 6 months notice to serve.

We've come to an agreement that I go in six months as opposed to getting fired

5. Most importantly, I've never been happier now that I've made the decision.:happy

It'll be two weeks before the novelty wears off.
 
2. The main reason for this is to batten down the hatches for the coming economic storm. We can survive indefinitely without working now.

:laugh

You quit your job to prepare better for the upcoming economic storm? :laugh
 
:laugh

You quit your job to prepare better for the upcoming economic storm? :laugh

Some of us are beyond work. Enjoy your servitude, loser.
Oh - do buy a property sometime soon, won't you ? :laugh
 
Some of us are beyond work. Enjoy your servitude, loser.
Oh - do buy a property sometime soon, won't you ? :laugh

This time next year ...

Unless I used my deposit money to get a flash car :eyes
 

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