Nicknames

[SimonMac]

They used to call me Tripod.

Used to?

Does that mean you have had the op and the sex change has been a success?

[MarillionFan]

Used to?

Does that mean you have had the op and the sex change has been a success?

No?

I sold my telescope.

[SupremeSpod]

They used to call me Tripod.

******* hell! Were you a Thalidomide baby?

[Lockhouse]

My mate's mum used to call me "Weird Andy".

[EternalOptimist]

******* hell! Were you a Thalidomide baby?

Harsh, but fair.

I am probbly the only CUK'er who knows the truth...

When he was born, the doctors told his da to prepare for a shock. So they went to the ward to with the badly disabled kids, and his dad had a tear and said 'which one is he ? I'll still love him to bits'
'Er, actually its worse, follow me' so they went to the next ward
there was just a head on a pillow with loads of tubes going up the nose
'Oh MF is that you son?'
'Er, actually its worse, follow me' so they went to a little room off the back
and in an incubator was a bell-end, with a little tube going in

'WTF, is that my son ??? nothing but a knob-end?'
'Yes, I am sorry. But I have some very very bad news'
'BAD NEWS??? whaaa'
'Yes....'





'...He's a total twat'

[Lockhouse]

Harsh, but fair.

I am probbly the only CUK'er who knows the truth...

When he was born, the doctors told his da to prepare for a shock. So they went to the ward to with the badly disabled kids, and his dad had a tear and said 'which one is he ? I'll still love him to bits'
'Er, actually its worse, follow me' so they went to the next ward
there was just a head on a pillow with loads of tubes going up the nose
'Oh MF is that you son?'
'Er, actually its worse, follow me' so they went to a little room off the back
and in an incubator was a bell-end, with a little tube going in

'WTF, is that my son ??? nothing but a knob-end?'
'Yes, I am sorry. But I have some very very bad news'
'BAD NEWS??? whaaa'
'Yes....'





'...He's a total twat'

The moral of this story is, it's better to quit whilst you're a head.

[Sysman]

Sledge : Given to a guy who was 'normally pulled by dogs'.

I like that one.

I used to know a barmaid known as Shed, derived from "Empty shed", Made of wood and nothing in it. She wasn't very bright...

Then the inevitable Chalky for a coloured lad, Slim for a tubby lad and Curly for someone as bald as a coot.

[d000hg]

doogie.