Undateables

[BrilloPad]

I did that once. in my mis spent yoof.
I hung her up on the cemetary railings by her bra straps, then wheeled her home afterwards. But I felt so bad that I cried, and told her dad what I had done.

He said 'dont worry son. at least you took her down and brought her home. Most of the b@stards leave her dangling there all night'

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EternalOptimist again.

 

[amcdonald]

Talking of Wilmslow - where is he now?

Sockie heaven ?

 

[Old Greg]

Talking of Wilmslow - where is he now?

Hanging by his bra straps from EO's local cemetery railings.

 

[EternalOptimist]

Hanging by his bra straps from EO's local cemetery railings.

must go. I'll be back in 30

 

[Zippy]

must go. I'll be back in 30

Don't forget the pop and crisps.

 

[EternalOptimist]

Don't forget the pop and crisps.

It was a wind up. there was noone there

just a damp patch, and a soggy pair of drawers.

 

[Old Greg]

It was a wind up. there was noone there

just a damp patch, and a soggy pair of drawers.

Next time, follow the trail of bile back to the freshly dug grave and all your questions will be answered.

 

[wim121]

Haha, that bit where he said she seemed bubbly. I thought he was being horribly sarcastic but it turned out later he was serious.

Then that freak with a mashed up face: Really? You dont know why you cant get a date?