Communism

[vetran]

Why didnt they think of this when they first came to power? because it suits their agenda to have a lot of people depending on the state.
Having said that anything is better than not working at all.

They did, they employed 600,000 more in the civil service. The tories are slowly getting rid of the excess by paying them off with Taxpayers money.

Its New Lie's reply to the workfare scheme failure, having helped to torpedo it.
Get em up in the morning and make em work for benefits.

[petergriffin]

Why didnt they think of this when they first came to power? because it suits their agenda to have a lot of people depending on the state.
Having said that anything is better than not working at all.

This should have been done in 2007, it's too late now. Nothing is going to work now, we're doomed!

[Robinho]

At my new gig you're pressured into offering coffee to the rest of the desk every time you make some for yourself.

This is Communism.

[hyperD]

At my new gig you're pressured into offering coffee to the rest of the desk every time you make some for yourself.

This is Communism.

You can stop that dead with a bit of micturition in the kettle. If you have the right gene, make sure you eat some asparagus beforehand.

[OwlHoot]

At my new gig you're pressured into offering coffee to the rest of the desk every time you make some for yourself.

This is Communism.

and unhealthy - People should get up and walk to the kitchen or coffee machine every now and then to keep the circulation going.

Seriously, I'd refuse to participate.

[Old Greg]

At my new gig you're pressured into offering coffee to the rest of the desk every time you make some for yourself.

This is Communism.

I fetch as many as I can. It's easy to earn a tenner in the time it takes to do a tea run. They made me a badge saying 'Tea Bitch' at one gig.

[AtW]

In USSR there were no unemployed people.

That's because it was criminal offence to have no job - in this country getting 3 points for speeding is criminal offence which gets you slap on a wrist, but in USSR criminal offence meant going to ****ing hard Siberian labour camp.

HTH

[d000hg]

At my new gig you're pressured into offering coffee to the rest of the desk every time you make some for yourself.

This is Communism.

No, this is called being a regular person, rather than a social retard.

and unhealthy - People should get up and walk to the kitchen or coffee machine every now and then to keep the circulation going.

Right - that's why you take it in turns. With all that tea, you then get additional movement going to the loo

[Robinho]

and unhealthy - People should get up and walk to the kitchen or coffee machine every now and then to keep the circulation going.

Seriously, I'd refuse to participate.

I did at the previous gig and there was genuine outrage for a while. Eventually people saw the benefits of my neoliberal beverage policies though and dropped their evil socialist ways.

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's tea."

[Robinho]

No, this is called being a regular person, rather than a social retard.

Insisting that i make tea for everyone is an encroachment of my civil liberties.