Communism

[DimPrawn]

Labour plans to make 100,000 unemployed take government-paid jobs - Telegraph


So unemployment will be a thing of the past if we all vote Labour, comrade.

 

[eek]

Labour plans to make 100,000 unemployed take government-paid jobs - Telegraph


So unemployment will be a thing of the past if we all vote Labour, comrade.

No there will just be a lot of unemployed youth with between 0-6 months work experience rather than absolutely 0 work experience.

 

[Troll]

Labour's 1997 manifesto

1. Education will be our number one priority, and we will increase the share of national income spent on education as we decrease it on the bills of economic and social failure
2. There will be no increase in the basic or top rates of income tax
3. We will provide stable economic growth with low inflation, and promote dynamic and competitive business and industry at home and abroad
4. We will get 250,000 young unemployed off benefit and into work
5. We will rebuild the NHS, reducing spending on administration and increasing spending on patient care
6. We will be tough on crime and tough on the causes of crime, and halve the time it takes persistent juvenile offenders to come to court
7. We will help build strong families and strong communities, and lay the foundations of a modern welfare state in pensions and community care
8. We will safeguard our environment, and develop an integrated transport policy to fight congestion and pollution
9. We will clean up politics, decentralise political power throughout the United Kingdom and put the funding of political parties on a proper and accountable basis
10. We will give Britain the leadership in Europe which Britain and Europe need

 

[Doggy Styles]

Same old Labour, same old Labour Money Tree.

Bank bonuses?

 

[petergriffin]

Labour plans to make 100,000 unemployed take government-paid jobs - Telegraph


So unemployment will be a thing of the past if we all vote Labour, comrade.

This is more or less how it works in Germany, with the negligible difference that ze Germans can make anything work.

 

[pacharan]

Labour's 1997 manifesto

1. Education will be our number one priority, and we will increase the share of national income spent on education as we decrease it on the bills of economic and social failure
2. There will be no increase in the basic or top rates of income tax
3. We will provide stable economic growth with low inflation, and promote dynamic and competitive business and industry at home and abroad
4. We will get 250,000 young unemployed off benefit and into work
5. We will rebuild the NHS, reducing spending on administration and increasing spending on patient care
6. We will be tough on crime and tough on the causes of crime, and halve the time it takes persistent juvenile offenders to come to court
7. We will help build strong families and strong communities, and lay the foundations of a modern welfare state in pensions and community care
8. We will safeguard our environment, and develop an integrated transport policy to fight congestion and pollution
9. We will clean up politics, decentralise political power throughout the United Kingdom and put the funding of political parties on a proper and accountable basis
10. We will give Britain the leadership in Europe which Britain and Europe need

Gosh, reads quite well doesn't it?

No wonder so many people voted for them.

How many do you think they delivered on?

 

[shaunbhoy]

This is more or less how it works in Germany, with the negligible difference that ze Germans can make anything work.

Apart from military invasion, obviously.

 

[DodgyAgent]

Labour plans to make 100,000 unemployed take government-paid jobs - Telegraph


So unemployment will be a thing of the past if we all vote Labour, comrade.

Why didnt they think of this when they first came to power? because it suits their agenda to have a lot of people depending on the state.
Having said that anything is better than not working at all.

 

[DodgyAgent]

Gosh, reads quite well doesn't it?

No wonder so many people voted for them.

How many do you think they delivered on?

Why don't they simply say

"we will make the world a perfect place to live in"

 

[hyperD]

Why don't they say "we'll do absolutely ******* nothing for four years".

Might be slightly less catastrophic than their insane, perpetual meddling and cluster****ing.