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Same old same old

DimPrawn

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There, now I can get back to work until some new topics come up..... :rolleyes:
 
Let's upgrade that to a drought order.

Thanks to leaks: Thames Water loses 200 million gallons of water every day because of leaks.

Top tip for water companies: As you have a fixed price turnover, simply reduce operating costs to increase profits for shareholders. And massage your PR figures to imply that 2005 was the driest time since 1895.

And don't mention uncontrolled immigration in the South East...because you'll be branded a racist.

And certainly don't mention the fact that the levels in most of rivers in the South East are absolutely fine.

Compulsory water meters? Heaven's sake: why affect the profit margins...
 
DimPrawn said:
Immigrants
Tax
Islam
BBC
Blair
Brown
Houses
Pedants
Daleks


There, now I can get back to work until some new topics come up..... :rolleyes:
Don't forget the giant alien lizards. Wouldn't want to think you is Dalek-ist.
 
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Be Part of the Problem

hyperD said:
Let's upgrade that to a drought order.

Thanks to leaks: Thames Water loses 200 million gallons of water every day because of leaks.

Top tip for water companies: As you have a fixed price turnover, simply reduce operating costs to increase profits for shareholders. And massage your PR figures to imply that 2005 was the driest time since 1895.

And don't mention uncontrolled immigration in the South East...because you'll be branded a racist.

And certainly don't mention the fact that the levels in most of rivers in the South East are absolutely fine.

Compulsory water meters? Heaven's sake: why affect the profit margins...
Time to buy some water company shares and join the party methinks.
 
Bleedin' dust on camera sensors .... aaarrrrghhhh.

Bleedin' gear obsessed amateur photographers .... aarrrggghhh.

Time to go for a run ...
 

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