Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk
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<tin hat on><duck>This could get nasty.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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I thought he was fattening them up ready for eating. Where else is a Giant Alien Lizard going to find an endless supply of fresh, young, tender meat?Originally posted by James Tiberius KirkCorrupting the minds of the innocent youth now are we?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Darmstadt: Could you change your avatar please? Every time you post I seem to lose my load! I am sure it is the hypnotic effect of your avatar.Comment
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Originally posted by Jakes DaddyDarmstadt: Could you change your avatar please? Every time you post I seem to lose my load! I am sure it is the hypnotic effect of your avatar.
Yes, that too.
I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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