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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -

I know in Bootle we boycotted the sequel to Silence of the lambs,
because we felt it should have been called Shut up ewes
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The Artist - A cinema in Liverpool has been forced to offer refunds after filmgoers complained that they had not realised the movie was silent and in black and white.
When my uncle got his first colour TV he refused to watch any black and white programs because 'he'd paid to watch colour'. Silly sod.
I never called him that though in case he was going to leave me anything in his will.Comment
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Calm Down, Calm DownOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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So they got to see the film for free?
I, for one, applaud theireye for the main chanceinitiative
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Dey do do dat don't dey.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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