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DimPrawn

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Using only one sheet of fag paper, separate the policies of New Labour and the Coalition.
 
Tories will give Thatcher a state funeral.
 
The coalition shouts more loudly in EU meetings, but not really a tangible difference as such.
 
Using only one sheet of fag paper, separate the policies of New Labour and the Coalition.

Hehe, exactly my astute crustacean.

How the likes of certain persons that go on about "Thatch" in an almost Ben Eltonesque parody of hypocrisy on this board, to those that shower platitudes on a bunch of privately educated "socialists for the common man" authoritarian "do as I say, not as I do" troughers, and despite the exposition of such felonies as the expenses saga on the net and the indifference of the MSM to hold these ******* to account, we still burn the precious hours of our short lives thinking there is a difference in voting for the blue team, or the red team, or god help the mindless cretins, the yellow *******.

Ignore them.

Switch off the TV.

Don't read newspapers.

Enjoy the beauty of your short lives.

Invoice.

Be happy.

Love.

Carpe diem.
 
Hehe, exactly my astute crustacean.

How the likes of certain persons that go on about "Thatch" in an almost Ben Eltonesque parody of hypocrisy on this board, to those that shower platitudes on a bunch of privately educated "socialists for the common man" authoritarian "do as I say, not as I do" troughers, and despite the exposition of such felonies as the expenses saga on the net and the indifference of the MSM to hold these ******* to account, we still burn the precious hours of our short lives thinking there is a difference in voting for the blue team, or the red team, or god help the mindless cretins, the yellow *******.

Ignore them.

Switch off the TV.

Don't read newspapers.

Enjoy the beauty of your short lives.

Invoice.

Be happy.

Love.

Carpe diem.

whs
 
Don't read the newspapers*


*Except articles in the DM about Kelly Brook's underwear.

:tongue
 

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